I mean I do, but I don’t. I’m way too awkward for this crap.
Is it terrible that every time someone proposes on national tv there’s a little part of me that really hopes that she says no?
me: please be gay.
which then has one of two out comes. Option A...
Other guy: Nope... I just like messing with ya
Option B
Other guy: Yes, I am gay...
Me: YAYYYY!!!
Other guy: Yeaaaah, but noooo... you're not really my type
Me: damn :(
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
Anytime I go somewhere I feel like I take a lot of pictures and then I go to upload them and my computer is like “You have 15 new pictures to upload”. Really? Only 15?
I went on a field trip for orchestra and we toured Benaroya Hall and out in the lobby were a bunch of dancers practicing for a performance later that night. I didn’t even pay attention to the tour guide at all. This was partially because she was soft spoken and kind of monotone but mostly because I just wanted to watch the people dance and think about how much I’d love to me one of them.
(Source: iiikariii)
(Source: swedishbelieber)
Straight people: Uhg all the good people are gay
Gay People: Uhg there's no gay people
Bisexual people: ...... Party hardy!
Asexual people: I'm perfectly content